worduptiffany:

No one verbs like Gaston,
Adverb verbs like Gaston,
No one verbs with the adjective noun like Gaston.

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

lorephoenix:

legionofpotatoes:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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my day is made

baelor:

i saw this

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so i made this

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"How very eloquent."

Hi. Still alive. I moved to Arizona.

twigwise:

videohall:

Bulldog on a trampoline. Guaranteed to brighten your day.

HES SO HAPPY

Hi, I’m not dead. Returned the shitty laptop, and just haven’t had a computer. Just a quick update on life for the few people that’ve stuck around. Changed positions at work, got passed up for a management position, but am going for another. Which I probably won’t get but I’d be dumb if I didn’t at least try. Met a girl, and we’re actually kinda dating, to my amazement. Smokin’ a lot lately. I highly suggest guava, mixed berry, dragon fruit, and mint together, in a 4-3-2-1 mix. Super good. Also, Fantasia coals. Once I get more hours I’ll get another cheap laptop that hopefully won’t have the screen fuck up after a week, and I’ll get back to making stuff. Anyway, that’s all, sorry for not putting it under a cut. Couldn’t figure that out on my tablet. KAYBAI.

So, my old laptop shat out on me. I’ve been planning on building a desktop, but I decided to get a cheap laptop to tide me over. So I’m back, kinda.