habibichic:

girl: come over

me: do you have a dog?

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: what about your dog

captainkaknuckles:

I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

captainkaknuckles:

I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

tumbledore-:

mothchan:

ladugard:

I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here

there he go

Majestic.

sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts
briannacherrygarcia:

meghanpotter-thegirlwholived:

Crispy M&M’s Will Return To Shelves In 2015
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I AM SO PUMPED FOR AMERICA.
5 months later and i’m still questioning the fact he used a fucking ice cream scoop and not a normal spoon

kikaiz:

fuchsimeon:

thenerdperry:

markiplier:

itskind-of-afunnystory:

mark you doofimage

The answer is quite simple; I did not own a spoon.

Mark.. Please explain why you didn’t own a spoon. Aren’t you like at least semi-rich?

You have a treadmill and several types of recording equipment how can you not have a SPOON. What do you eat cereal with??

Wow, you guys missed out on a real gem, huh?

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The thrilling finale.

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

fierzzz:

sparky-and-sparkle:

cr1tikal:

Cr1tikal got a role in a new web series!

Oooh shit this is gonna be good.

"What’s up everyone. Angel of Death here and I’m going to take some souls. Let’s do this shit."

Fun fact, I have the same birthday as Ray but avoided saying anything. AND YOU’RE ALL TOO LATE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, DEAL WITH IT.

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